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A Bad Day for Fishing
One Saturday morning, a man got up early, put on his long johns and dressed quietly. He made his lunch, grabbed the dog, went to the garage and hooked up his boat to the truck, greatly anticipating his weekly fishing trip with the guys.
As he came out of the garage and backed down the driveway, he found it was starting to rain and within minutes, it was a torrential
downpour. There was even snow mixed in with the rain and the wind was blowing 30 miles an hour. He stared in disbelief through the
windshield, looked over at the dog, shrugged his shoulders, made a U-turn and headed back home.
He pulled back into the garage, took the dog back into the house, turned the TV to the weather channel and found it was going
to be bad weather all day long. With a big sigh, he quietly undressed and slipped back into bed.
He cuddled up to his wife's back, now with a different kind of anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is
terrible."
To which she sleepily replied, "And can you believe my stupid husband is out there fishing in it?"
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