August 26th, 2021











Daddy Long Legs

A father watched his 4-year-old daughter playing in the garden and he smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she stopped and stared at the ground.

The father went over to his daughter to see what had captured her attention and saw that his daughter was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Long Legs," her father answered.

"So the other one is a Mommy Long Legs?" the little girl asked.

The father smiled at his daughter's sweet innocent understanding of life. "No, honey, both of them are Daddy Long Legs."

The little girl looked at the spiders again, stamped the daylights out of them and said, "We're not having any of that Brokeback Mountain stuff in our garden!"


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