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The Female  Pharmacist
A man went into a pharmacy and walked up to the counter and said quietly, "Excuse me, but could I speak to a male pharmacist please?"
The woman said, "I'm a pharmacist. How can I help you?"
The man said, "I'm sorry but I really need to speak to a male pharmacist."
The woman said, "My sister and I own the store, and since we're both pharmacists, there aren't any male pharmacists employed here.
Are you sure I can't help you?"
The man said, "I don't know . . . it's something that I'd be much more comfortable discussing with a
male pharmacist."
The woman said, "I assure you that I'll treat whatever it is that you need to discuss with the highest level of
professionalism."
The man said, "Well, this is pretty difficult for me to talk about, but I have a
permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and a lot of embarassment so I was wondering
if there was something you could give me for it?"
The woman said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can
do is one-third ownership in the store, a company car, and $3,000 a month living
expenses."
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