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Marylou
A guy was sitting quietly reading the paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a rolling pin.
"Yow! What was that for?" the man hollered.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it," she replied.
"Geez," the man said, "You could've asked me! Two weeks ago I went to the races and Marylou was the name of
one of the horses I bet on."
His wife said, "Oh honey, I'm so sorry. I just over-reacted. I should have known there was a good explanation."
A few days later, the guy had just turned on the TV and was watching a ballgame when his wife walked up and whacked him on the head again,
this time with an iron frying pan that knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he looked at his wife and said, "Now what the hell was that for?"
She said, "Your horse just called"
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