April 1st, 2008

Two guys were trying to get in a quick eighteen holes of golf but there were two terrible lady golfers in front of them, hitting the ball everywhere but where it was supposed to go. The first guy said, "Why don't you go over and ask if we can play through?"

The second guy got about halfway there and came back with a strange look on his face.

The first guy said, "What's wrong?"

The second guy said, "One of them is my wife and the other one's my mistress."

The first guy said, "That could be a problem. I'll go over." He got about halfway there and came back.

The second guy said, "What's wrong?"

The first guy said, "Small world."

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