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The Three Breasts
In the beginning God created Eve and Eve had three breasts. After a month in the garden,
God came to visit Eve.
"How are things, Eve?" God asked.
"It's beautiful," Eve replied. "The sunrises and
sunsets are breathtaking. The smells, the sights . . . everything is wonderful. But
I have a problem. It's these three breasts you've given me. The middle
one pushes the other two out and they're always in the way. Frankly,
they're a real pain!"
"Well, it was my first shot at this," God replied. "And since I gave the animals six, I figured
you'd need half as many but I see you're right. I'll fix you up right away."
With that, God reached down and ripped off Eve's middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the garden.
"Hello, Eve, how's my favorite girl?" God asked.
"TEE-rrific!" she replied. "Look how beautiful my body is now! One more thing though, all the animals are paired off. The ewe
has a ram, the cow has a bull, all the animals have a mate except me. I'm all alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You're right again, Eve. It's so obvious. I don't know how I could have overlooked this. You
do need a mate. I'll just create a man from a part of you. Now, let me see . . . where did I leave
that useless boob?"
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