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Adam and Eve
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"
"What is it?" God asked.
"Lord, I love this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?".
"Well, I'm sick to death of apples but most of all, I'm lonely."
"Oh, there's any easy solution, I'll create Adam for you."
"What's an Adam, Lord?"
"Adam is a man, and a man will be a flawed creature with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego, and an
inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time.
But he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you, and he'll be really good at
fighting, he'll be great at hunting fleet-footed critters, and not bad in the sack either."
"Great!" said Eve with a big smile.
"There's one condition, though, before I let you have him."
"What's that, Lord?"
"You'll have to let him believe I made him first. And it'll have to be our secret. You know, woman to woman."
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