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 All Choked Up
(this is one of my favorites!)
Two cowboys from Last Straw, Texas walked into the Palace Cafe to wash the trail dust from their
throats.
They were standing at the bar drinking their beerand talking quietly about cattle prices when suddenly, a woman who had been eating a
hamburger at a table behind them, began to cough.
After a minute or so, it became apparent that she was in real distress and both of the cowboys turned to look at her.
"Kin ya swaller?" asked one of the cowboys.
No, the woman motioned as she frantically shook her head.
"Kin ya breathe?" asked the other.
The woman continued to cough and frantically shake her head NO!
The first cowboy walked over to her, lifted up the back of her skirt, yanked down her panties,
and slowly ran his tongue from the back of her thigh up and over her tush to the small of
her back.
The woman was so shocked that it threw her into a violent spasm, the obstruction
flew out of her mouth, and she began to breathe again.
The cowboy calmly walked back over to the bar and took a satisfying gulp of his beer.
His partner said, "Ya know, I heard a that thar Hind Lick Maneuver but that's the first time I
ever seen anybody do it!"
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