An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a beer. As he sat there sipping his drink, a sexy young
woman walked over and took the seat next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a
real cowboy?"
"Well," he replied, "I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going
to rodeos, fixing fences, baling hay, doctoring calves, cleaning barns, fixing
flats, working on tractors . . . yep, I guess you could say I'm a real cowboy."
The woman said, "Well, I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I
get up in the morning, I think about women. When I'm in the shower, I think about women. When I
watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything I do
makes me think of women."
The two sat side by side, sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a
real cowboy?"
The cowboy replied, "You know, I always thought I was but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a beer. As he sat there sipping his drink, a sexy young
woman walked over and took the seat next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a
real cowboy?"
The woman said, "Well, I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I
get up in the morning, I think about women. When I'm in the shower, I think about women. When I
watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything I do
makes me think of women."