January 17th, 2005

Buying Condoms

A very elderly gentleman walked into a drug store looking to buy some condoms. He found a box that cost $5.00 and took it up to the counter.

The clerk rang it up and said, "That'll be $5.40."

The man asked, "What's the extra 40 cents for?"

The clerk said, "It's for the tax."

"Hell," said the old gentleman, "Used to be you just rolled them on!"

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