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The Car Accident
A man and a woman were deeply in love but she, being of a religious nature, had held back
the worldly pleasures that he wanted so badly. In fact, he had never even seen her naked.
One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits.
"I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For every 5 miles per hour
over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing."
He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took
off her blouse. At 60, off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.
Seeing her naked for the first time, and traveling faster than he ever had before, he
became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off
the road, over an embankment and wrapped the car around a tree. His girlfriend was thrown clear,
but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas, he was stuck.
"Go up to the road and get help!" he screamed.
"But I can't find my clothes!" she yelled back.
The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. He flung it at her. "Stick this between your legs to cover yourself up,"
he wailed in desperation.
She grabbed the shoe, jammed it between her legs, and scurried up to the road for help. Along came a truck driver. Spotting the
naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to see if he could help..
"There's been an accident!" the woman sobbed. "My boyfriend's stuck and I can't pull him out!"
The truck driver, looking at the shoe between her legs, replied, "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid there's no hope for him."
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