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The Cell Phone
After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the young
woman sitting next to him pulled out her cell phone and started talking in a loud voice. He heard her say . . .
"Hi sweetheart. It's Sue. I'm on the train."
"Yes, I know it's the six thirty. I missed the four thirty because my meeting ran late again."
"No, honey, not Kevin again. I was with my boss."
"No, sweetheart, you're the only one in my life."
"Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart!"
Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly to her husband. When the man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over
and said into the phone . . .
"Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed."
Sue doesn't use her cell phone in public any longer.
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