January 17th, 2005

A 7-year-old boy and his 4-year-old brother were upstairs in their bedroom. The 7-year-old was explaining that it was high time the two of them learned how to swear. When his little brother responded enthusiastically, the 7-year old said, "Okay, when we go downstairs for breakfast this morning, I'll say hell and you say ass." The 4-year-old happily agreed.

As the two boys sat down at the breakfast table, their mother walked in and asked her older son what he would like to eat for breakfast. The 7-year-old replied, "Aw hell, Mom, I'll just have some Cheerios.

The surprised mother reacted quickly — WHACK! The boy ran upstairs bawling and rubbing his behind.

With a stern note in her voice, the mother then asked her younger son, "And what would YOU like for breakfast?"

"I don't know," the 4-year-old blubbered, "but you can bet your ass it's not gonna be Cheerios!"

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