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The Choice
A man was in a terrible traffic accident and his penis was torn from his body.
It was so badly mangled that there was no possibility of re-attaching it. However, the man's doctor assured him that with the latest
technology in modern medicine, his manhood could be restored although, since a penile replacement was considered cosmetic surgery,
the man's insurance wouldn't cover the procedure.
The man said, "How much is it gonna cost?"
The doctor said, "Actually you have a choice. I can give you a small one for $3,500, or a medium one for $8,000, or a large
one for $15,000."
The man said, "That's a easy, Doc, I'll take the large one."
The doctor said, "Not so fast. This is a big decision and it has major implications. Go home and talk it over with your wife. Sleep
on it. Then come see me tomorrow and we'll go from there."
The man agreed.
The next morning the man was sitting in the doctor's office looking totally despondent.
The doctor saw him and asked,
"Is everything ok? Did you talk to your wife?"
"Yeah," the man replied, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."
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