October 4th, 2008

A man entered the confessional and said to the Irish priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been one month since my last confession, and I've had sex with Fannie Green every day for the last month."

The priest told the sinner, "Ah, 'tis the devil in ya! But yer forgiven, boy. Now go and say three Hail Mary's."

Soon after, another man entered the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been two months since my last confession, and I've had sex with Fannie Green twice a day for the last two months."

After giving the man his penance of Hail Mary's, the priest said, "Jay-sus! And who might this Fannie Green be?"

"A new woman in the neighborhood, Father," the sinner replied.

The next morning in church, the priest was preparing to say mass when a knockout blonde woman entered the church. All the men's eyes fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle. Her dress was green and very short, her hat was green, her purse was green, and she was even wearing very shiny emerald green patent leather shoes. The priest and altar boys gasped as the woman sat down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.

The priest turned to one of altar boys and whispered, "Saints be with us! Is that Fannie Green?"

The altar boy replied, "No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes."