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His Doctor Visit
A woman accompanied her husband to his doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife
into his office alone and told her, "Your husband is suffering from a very serious disease. I haven't discussed this
with him yet but combined with the horrible stress he's under, it's going to kill him unless you follow
my instructions to the letter."
"My goodness," said the wife. "Tell me what he needs, I'll run right to the pharmacy as soon as we leave."
"No, it's not that simple," said the doctor. "Each morning you need to fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make
sure you've showered and put on your make-up and fixed your hair, you want to be sure he starts his day in a good
mood. When he comes home for lunch, and he needs to start doing this immediately, make him a nutritious meal.
Same for dinner, prepare a heathly and visually appealing evening meal for him and keep in mind that a glass of wine would be
relaxing. Don't burden him with chores because he's stretched to the limit at work and he just isn't able to handle any
additional stress at home. And don't discuss your problems with him, he doesn't need that stress either. Finally, and this is
most important, make love to your husband several times a week, every night if possible, and be sure he's satisfied before
he falls asleep. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, your husband will regain his health completely. Do you think
you can do this?"
"Yes, of course I can," the wife replied.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say, dear?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
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