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Stranded
One day a man who'd been stranded all alone on a desert for ten years saw an
unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," he said to himself. As the speck got closer and closer, he
began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf, came this drop-dead gorgeous blonde wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She
approached the stunned man and asked, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?
"Ten years!" he said.
She reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulled out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He took one,
lit it, took a long drag and said, "Man, oh man! Is that ever good!"
She then asked him, "How long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?"
Trembling, he replied, "Ten years!"
She reached over, unzipped the waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulled out a flask and gave it to him.
He opened the flask, took a long swig and said, "Wow, that is absolutely fantastic!"
Then she slowly unzipped the front of her wet suit. She looked at him seductively
and asked, "How long has it been since you've played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the man said, "Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!"
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